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the-waifu-police

Anonymous asked:

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

snapscube answered:

Penis blast hilarious

frambicallyscrantling

penis blast nefarious

gh0stquartz

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

fwugresonance

penis blast electrical

snapscube

penis blast delectable

starlightcataclysm

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

snapscube

99% of this is in the notesimage

sorry

eye1candy
seven-strictures

I literally cannot fucking stress this enough. Stop being ashamed of yourself. Shame is the number one thing that gets in the way of creation. I say this with a selfish motive in mind, I can't stand people's creativity being hindered by self-consciousness. I want to rip my hair out thinking about the amount of knowledge lost due to self-loathing.

Write something 'bad'. Draw something 'bad'. PLEASE. It takes time to develop brain-to-hand coordination. The elaborate, underlying sense of aesthetics is still there, your motor skills just haven't caught up with it yet. The voice in your head that is telling you that you are a moron is lying to you.

If you want something to be stressed out over, I will give it to you. Think of the time you've spent around mindless hypocrites who devalue people's craft, and end up consuming it night and day in the end. Not so worthless, now, is it? This stupidity is what gets enabled by this world. That should frighten you. The cost of the equipment that people at times cannot afford, and all the economical implications that come with it. These are worthy of being concerned about. Not your 'innate inability to create'.

havingrevelations
havingrevelations

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

the-waifu-police
bromantically

when u reach a certain friendship level w me u unlock me sending u posts that fit ur aesthetic/interests. its honestly an entire love language

kamlo

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neurodivergent-loverboy

[Image description: a meme that shows a simple diagram indicating how a thought changes when it’s put into words. The thought says “I love you so much. I value our friendship deeply and I care about you immensely. You are important to me and I wanna see you happy”. After moving from brain to mouth, the thought has turned into the person saying “this post is youcore”. End ID.]